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Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
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Enchantment 

A upgrade that can be put on anything a enchantment can make you feel something that you haven’t felt before. Also used to enchant Minecraft tools.
Mike: Yo bro! I feel like I just got a enchantment on my netherite pick!
Jason: Alr bro good for you i guess
Enchantment by Reversed March 30, 2022

Revenue Enhancement Zone 

Photo Radar traps/traffic enforcement cameras, catches speeders, redlight runners, claims it is for traffic safety but the real reason for these traps are to get more money for them, out of our wallets.
Revenue Enhancement Zone/Photo Radar cameras at intersections.
Revenue Enhancement Zone by inipi January 6, 2012

enhancement smoker 

A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high" itself). Such individuals are less likely to enjoy merely smoking and sitting around doing nothing. This phrase was popularized by Jon Stewart's character in "Half Baked."
Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on WEED?

Sexual Enhancement 

To raise and intensify a sexual act or situation to a higher degree.
Jack used the ol' slap and twist as a sexual enhancement
to increase Jill's orgasm.
Sexual Enhancement by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

enchantment table 

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table

Male enhancement 

Using herbs, patches or pumps to enlarge your penis.
When you enlarge your member with male enhancement- gigp.com a pickle
Male enhancement by Annamee January 14, 2007