enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.

Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely

enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Tim the Enchanter

An Enchanter who knows of a cave. Beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril. You must cross the Bridge of Death to get to the Holy Grail.

He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.

"Some call me.... Tim?" - Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter by Hsda November 3, 2006

enchanted unicorn 

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.

"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.

enchanted unicorn by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011

Enchanted

To be completely spellbound and captivated by a girl, realizing she reaches levels deeper than you thought were there.

To realize she is the moon and the stars for someone not used to looking up.

He has known her for a relatively short time, although his esteem for her is limitless; he is enchanted by her.

Enchanted by Silvertonguedwordsmith September 13, 2017

Slanted and enchanted 

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana

Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

Slanted and enchanted by sabatian eather December 15, 2012

Enchanted Bitch

A girl who believes that her selfies are a divine gift from God and that all who witness them should be forever grateful of her gift.

Nikki Sterling is such an enchanted bitch! She was so rude today when I replied to her selfie with a (much better) selfie of my own!

Enchanted Bitch by Kittenpunch October 29, 2014

EnchantedMisuco 

A person who is addicted to cursed stuff even though they dislike it and also is attracted to mickey mouse. May also be a big simp for classy fictional characters.

"Dude don't they seem pretty wierd?"
"Yes be carefull they might be an EnchantedMisuco"

EnchantedMisuco by ShyDude January 19, 2021