empty pocket syndrome 

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.

Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer

empty pocket syndrome by dherbig April 19, 2011

Empty your pocket! 

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.

Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ

Empty your pocket! by JollyMac May 30, 2018

Empty Hot Pocket 

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

Empty Hot Pocket by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017

empty pockets 

A chick that has no ass. The back pockets of her pants are empty and deflated.

That chick was pretty hot, but she had no ass; she had empty pockets.

empty pockets by Mospaniard May 31, 2006

Empty Packet squatting 

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

Empty Packet squatting by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

Empty out your pockets 

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.

"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."

Empty out your pockets by skymine123 December 3, 2024