2 definitions by JollyMac
A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.
Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500
+RESPECT
Hail CJ
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500
+RESPECT
Hail CJ
by JollyMac April 26, 2018
Sorry, but the word that you are searching has been seized by the order of the Ministry of Defence of the United States.
Instead of O- I mean this removed thing, why not check out KFC?
Jk.
An oil is any nonpolar chemical substance that is a viscous liquid at ambient temperatures and is both hydrophobic (does not mix with water, literally "water fearing") and lipophilic (mixes with other oils, literally "fat loving"). Oils have a high carbon and hydrogen content and are usually flammable and surface active.
The general definition of oil includes classes of chemical compounds that may be otherwise unrelated in structure, properties, and uses. Oils may be animal, vegetable, or petrochemical in origin, and may be volatile or non-volatile.1 They are used for food (e.g., olive oil), fuel (e.g., heating oil), medical purposes (e.g., mineral oil), lubrication (e.g. motor oil), and the manufacture of many types of paints, plastics, and other materials. Specially prepared oils are used in some religious ceremonies and rituals as purifying agents.
Instead of O- I mean this removed thing, why not check out KFC?
Jk.
An oil is any nonpolar chemical substance that is a viscous liquid at ambient temperatures and is both hydrophobic (does not mix with water, literally "water fearing") and lipophilic (mixes with other oils, literally "fat loving"). Oils have a high carbon and hydrogen content and are usually flammable and surface active.
The general definition of oil includes classes of chemical compounds that may be otherwise unrelated in structure, properties, and uses. Oils may be animal, vegetable, or petrochemical in origin, and may be volatile or non-volatile.1 They are used for food (e.g., olive oil), fuel (e.g., heating oil), medical purposes (e.g., mineral oil), lubrication (e.g. motor oil), and the manufacture of many types of paints, plastics, and other materials. Specially prepared oils are used in some religious ceremonies and rituals as purifying agents.
Murica: "I will make a GREAT WALL!"
*Wall finishes building*
Mexican Media: "We have reports that OIL has been discovered in our land!"
Murica: "Did I just hear OIL?"
Mexico: Me no habla engles."
Murica: "I'll take that as a yes. MOBILISE THE GODDAMN BATTALION, WERE HEADING TO MEXICO TO GET THOSE OIL, YEEEEHAAAAW, OPERATION TACO STORM."
*Mexico is now the 51st state of the United States of America*
Kid: "Daddy, what stuff does a lubricant have?"
Dad: "Oh son, you're gonna love democracy for this. They have OIL."
Kid: "Can we go somewhere and get them?"
Dad: "Sure son, lets go to the Middle East and buy some oil."
*Dad whispers "Actually, I mean seize them."*
Kid: "What?"
Dad: "Nothing, son."
*Wall finishes building*
Mexican Media: "We have reports that OIL has been discovered in our land!"
Murica: "Did I just hear OIL?"
Mexico: Me no habla engles."
Murica: "I'll take that as a yes. MOBILISE THE GODDAMN BATTALION, WERE HEADING TO MEXICO TO GET THOSE OIL, YEEEEHAAAAW, OPERATION TACO STORM."
*Mexico is now the 51st state of the United States of America*
Kid: "Daddy, what stuff does a lubricant have?"
Dad: "Oh son, you're gonna love democracy for this. They have OIL."
Kid: "Can we go somewhere and get them?"
Dad: "Sure son, lets go to the Middle East and buy some oil."
*Dad whispers "Actually, I mean seize them."*
Kid: "What?"
Dad: "Nothing, son."
by JollyMac November 22, 2018