emo car 

an old car that nobody has heard of. usually ugly colored and old lady looking. has a lot of things wrong with it. Is very loud and the roof is messed up. can have hubcaps missing and stickers in the windows. what emo kids drive

my emo car is soo cool i named it HENRY

emo car by fuctuplilpunk January 10, 2006

emo card 

An emo card is short for 'emotional card', which can be two things.

A: A really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.

B: A metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. An emo card is an emotional tool.

A: Oh nice. Joe Butthead just sent me a big emo card telling me how fabulous I am. Too bad he addressed it to the wrong person!

B: Leticia Lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with Mr. Couldgiveadamn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping Moment. Five minutes later, she was smiling inside as Mr C. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. Sort of.)

emo card by Bored-with-bullshit March 13, 2011

Carbon-based Emo-Unit 

A species of bipedal, paradoxic humanoids that predominately use emotion to process reasoning and logic.

Dude 1: "I just can't understand women at all!.."
Dude 2: "No one can, all we know is that they are some kind of Carbon-based Emo-Units from space.."

Carbon-based Emo-Unit by Drunken Bars May 18, 2020