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Emmerich Maneuver 

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."
Emmerich Maneuver by Pollyester August 9, 2007
A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.
The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.
Emerick by Ron Merz September 8, 2007
A nigga who sucks dick for free. He rarely gets girls because he is a full out retard. Emmeriks typically have a high chance of beeing an early dad because of the amount of girls he rapes with a non existing pullout game
Example
“My nigga, what the fuck is that white shit on that lil nigga over there’s clothes”
“I think it’s an Emmerik, that shit looks like cum
A southern (particularly suffolk) term for fucking something up, whether it's pushing a door that said pull, or failing in school and becoming a bum with no prospects and no girlfriend.
You see that guy emerick that shot? Straight over the bar!
Emerick by Haverhole January 1, 2011

Emmerich Maneuver 


1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."
Emmerich Maneuver by Pollyester December 31, 2008
A very kind lad who looks after their friends. He's the kind of person you'd want to be friends with. Though he needs to remember to look after himself aswell.
You'd want a friend like Emmerik.

Emmerik's a swag lad.
Emmerik by Theboatperson November 22, 2021