Emerick 

A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.

The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.

Emerick by Ron Merz September 8, 2007

Emerick 

A southern (particularly suffolk) term for fucking something up, whether it's pushing a door that said pull, or failing in school and becoming a bum with no prospects and no girlfriend.

You see that guy emerick that shot? Straight over the bar!

Emerick by Haverhole January 1, 2011

Emerick 

A very smart, funny and cool guy

Look it’s Emerick the smart guy

Emerick by Hopped February 17, 2022

Emerick 

Emerick is a male given name for someone that is hardworking, self-observant, independant and humorous. Emerick has a lot of friends but not a lot of close friends. Emerick can be irritating but also joyful and kind. We love Emerick.

Girl: Hey, Emerick.
Emerick: Fuck you, but I love you.

Emerick by elkryp November 21, 2021

Emerick 

Tall guys that radiate confidence and swagger. Good looking and smooth with the ladies. Emerick’s have great minds and are even greater in bed. If you’ve never been with an Emerick you’re missing out.

Omg look at that guy he looks like an Emerick.

Emerick by Robby crockedick November 22, 2021

Byron Emerick 

He nap. He snacc. He heartattac.

Who is the laziest slug of all? Byron Emerick.

Byron Emerick by Captain Sack May 24, 2021

jacob emerick 

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay

Fuck Jacob Emerick

jacob emerick by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024