"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
by KewlKid5 September 15, 2014
when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.
i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.
by MasterSquirtel September 9, 2011
by Krisy K. January 18, 2006
When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.
by InsaneAsylumPatient February 19, 2023
head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.
by ched monk July 8, 2022
An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.
Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!
Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.
Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.
Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
by thesituation89 January 21, 2010
Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.
by Anonymous April 1, 2003