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a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
by TheGorillaMist January 04, 2009
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term used when something bad has just happened to you
by i pun all nubbies June 05, 2007
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Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
by raydio February 16, 2006
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Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
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To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!
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N. - An interchangeable word with "Darn", "Rats!" or "Shoot!". Generally an expression used to convey aggravation or anger.
"Oh, SHITONMYDICK! I think I just lost my phone...."

"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
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this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
by leefvc April 02, 2009
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