1. (noun) An Armenian term for "chunky secretarial slut" with a bad dye job, sagging floppy breasts, and a desperate need for attention." The term was first coined by an anonymous co-worker of the very first, and most famous "Anny" who, as what little of her natural appeal began to fade, began to wear revealing tops and industrial-strength bras to elevate her pendulously large, but floppy, like pudding in a sweat-sock breasts, in foolish hopes that she might bamboozle an attorney into a relationship. She fails to this very day (see also: Cougar In A Yellow Corvette)
2. (verb) To make anxious, clumsy, sexual advances, via overtly sexual flirtation, exchange of favorite pornographic films, intimate tattoo viewings, or outright offer for toothy oral sex behind closed doors to anyone lonely enough to take the bait
"Sweet! So...did you?"
"I did, but when I opened hers, it was fuckin' dude-on-dude GAY PORN!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!? That is one sick, fat, cock-loving lonely ANNY!"
2. "That new secretary came into my office and asked if I wanted to see her lower-back tattoo, and after I said I liked it, she dropped to her knees and straight sucked my cock!
"Not quite...her snaggle teeth practically circumsized me!...it was like sticking my dick in a pencil sharpener!!!"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCKIN' ANNY'D DUDE!"