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15.
A red puppet that had its own show
This puppet was sent to rehab in 1998 and was released in 2003. He is now on the run from the PoPo and he kills everyone he sees. He is mostly roming around Elmo's World, Massachusetts.
by I am yourworstnightmare101 December 15, 2007
 
16.
A high pitched freak of nature that has no moral, educational, or really any value whatsoever. In fact, it's been studied that television causes some autism, so elmo is really just making your children retarded.
Nananana, nananana, Elmo's world!
by dfljadf October 25, 2006
 
17.
Teenager or adult with a perky attitude. Often speaks in a high pitched babyish voice. Often refers to him/herself in the third person. Colors everything in the lines with crayons, never uses black for clothing, nails, hair or decor.

Obsessions:
1. Safety. Never touches razor blades, a steak knife or firearms. Buckles up. Always looks both ways, bus and bicycle safety expert.

2. Happiness. Answers promptly when spoken to. Generally gives a cheery response. May treat pets, plants, inanimate objects or strangers as special friends.

3. His/Her Own World. Unconcerned with the rainforest, Darfur, Dalai Lama, mental anguish, disappearing icecaps or the financial crisis. Offers gently teasing words to friends in difficulty (such as Mr. Noodle).

Note: someone familiar with the original sesame street lineup may call this person "spawn of satan".
He is so elmo when he sings to his goldfish.

Spoken by an elmo: "**mo is curious to see which of **mo's friends will be on American Idol tonight! We're all winners!"

We lost our life savings when insert big bank name here imploded, and you're all elmo about it.

How can you listen to that elmo music? There's no screaming at all and I can make out the words.

Don't be elmo, we're playing Russian roulette instead of Candyland for a change.
by ratherbedigging May 21, 2009
 
18.
A red furry puppet thing that has a pet goldfish.
This "puppet" is known to have a gun in his diaper stash.

WARNING! DO NOT MAKE ELMO A MAD PUPPET!!!
He will kill you in your sleep or show up in a mirror whenever you look in one.

DONT LOOK IN A MIRROR THAT HAS A MIRROR ACROSS FROM IT or then Elmo comes to be more powerful because he is now a polturguist!

EXAMPLE:
Cally: "Wanna summon Elmo in the mirror?"
Haley: "How do you do that?"
Cally: "Yell, 'ELMO YOU ARE A GAY PUPPET' into the mirror and wait."
Haley: "Ok... ELMO YOU ARE A GAY PUPPET!"
*Elmo appears in the mirror and shoots them*
by Misseshappydinkles December 04, 2007
 
19.
a Elmo is a sweet sensitive drunk who just want to help everyone but ends up sometimes fucking things up, sex god. All girls go to him to have sex. a lot of people use and take advantage of his kindness. he's amazing and is extremly sweet.
Elmo is amazing, I love you.
by Sexyginger August 16, 2012
 
20.
Awesome red monster, cooler than barney. Don't be mistaken, unlike Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Elmo can be enjoyed by anybody of any age because he's cool. Although he always says he loves his fucking crayons and fish which makes me wonder what he's on.
Everybody loves Elmo, Barney must die
by Cullengirl9878 June 27, 2009
 
21.
A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.
First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007