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1 definition by ratherbedigging

 
1.
Teenager or adult with a perky attitude. Often speaks in a high pitched babyish voice. Often refers to him/herself in the third person. Colors everything in the lines with crayons, never uses black for clothing, nails, hair or decor.

Obsessions:
1. Safety. Never touches razor blades, a steak knife or firearms. Buckles up. Always looks both ways, bus and bicycle safety expert.

2. Happiness. Answers promptly when spoken to. Generally gives a cheery response. May treat pets, plants, inanimate objects or strangers as special friends.

3. His/Her Own World. Unconcerned with the rainforest, Darfur, Dalai Lama, mental anguish, disappearing icecaps or the financial crisis. Offers gently teasing words to friends in difficulty (such as Mr. Noodle).

Note: someone familiar with the original sesame street lineup may call this person "spawn of satan".
He is so elmo when he sings to his goldfish.

Spoken by an elmo: "**mo is curious to see which of **mo's friends will be on American Idol tonight! We're all winners!"

We lost our life savings when insert big bank name here imploded, and you're all elmo about it.

How can you listen to that elmo music? There's no screaming at all and I can make out the words.

Don't be elmo, we're playing Russian roulette instead of Candyland for a change.
by ratherbedigging May 21, 2009