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elephant ass

An ass, generally in reference to a woman, that lacks curvature or "junk in the trunk." The ass is very flat much like that of an elephant in appearance.
That girl has the flattest ass ever, she is suffering from a severe case of elephant ass.
elephant ass by Ed1_2Many January 21, 2008

Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.
(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*
Elephant ass by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012

elephant ass

Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.
Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!
elephant ass by Hoegarden October 30, 2007

Elephant ass hole 

Jayden Pankratz eats taint out of elephant ass holes daily.
Elephant ass hole by Clit hair October 24, 2017

elephant's ass 

A golf shot from the tee box that goes very high into the air but not far forward.
Golfer 1 hits a tee shot that goes a mile high into the air but lands 25 feet in front of the tee box.

Golfer 2 to Golfer 1: "That shot was like an elephant's ass, high and stinky."
elephant's ass by Shermaniac April 2, 2008

Elephant Ear Ass 

When a woman wears granny panties and her ass is so pancakey that her asscheeks hang under the thigh elastic and they flap behind her thighs like Elephant ears

A droopy flat ass
"Dude, Beckys ass is so flat" "Yeah I know, shes got horrible Elephant ear ass"