ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

by Wonderbra April 14, 2003

Ejaculist

An ultra-egomaniac, in "most" cases those with a small dick trying to buy something they don't have any control over..

Mr. Manhattan's new sports car makes him a major ejaculist.

by 2Nobody2 December 9, 2011