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The oval object that birds lay. Some you eat, some you leave to hatch. Also:

Slang for an Ecstacy Tablet.

Something an immature child calls another child as a supposed insult.
1) Matt: You're gay. Jahdon: Shutup you egg.
2) Hey man i'll give you an egg for $35
3) Wow, the chicken just laid an egg!
by [tEG] December 21, 2003
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what is wrong with you people!!?!??!?!??!
AN EGG IS A FREAKING EGG!!! if you dont know what that is..... LOOK IT UP!
hey sammie.... can i have a egg so i can throw it on my math teacher
by turtles rock November 16, 2010
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adj.
awkward or out of place; creepy in a highly uncomfortable way.
Variations: eggster, eggsauce, eggish

n.
a person, place, or thing that is awkward or out of place; a person, place, or thing that makes one highly uncomfortable.
Variations: eggster, eggsauce
Oh, my! That egg over there is lurking in the shadows...

Woahhhh...Why am I the only one who did not dress in costume for this party? I feel hella egg right now...
by Raemorg March 01, 2010
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A slang word that Asians use to describe a person whom is Caucasian that acts like and/or enjoys a lot of things that are Asian. This is because like an egg, these individuals are white on the outside, yellow on the inside.

The counterpart to these individuals are Asians that act and enjoy things that are Caucasian; they are known as a Twinkie or Banana, because they are yellow on the outside, white on the inside!
Look at this Gwai Lo with his Chinese character tattoo and eating rice out of a bowl with chopsticks! What an Egg!
by TexAlan80 December 28, 2009
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Girlfriend: Honey, I just bought you a new xbox 360 for your birthday!
You: EGGS!!
Girlfriend: WTF?
You: Oh yeah, sorry. Thank you so much, this is excellent.
by Sean Boots September 25, 2006
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A white person who thinks they are asian.

Ie: Egg; White on outside-Yellow on inside.
Stupid 'Otaku' People: Dude! I SO watched Inuyasha last night and I was all like! Woah! Dude! Kagome is SO KAWAII! XP

Ie: Stupid white kids who like to think they speak Japanese and are Asian because they know what 'kawaii' and 'baka' mean!
by Flower April 11, 2005
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Egg - noun
It's what comes out of a chicken, and then a chicken comes out of it. But, sadly, no one knows which came first. Apparently, the word 'egg' is also used for white people who like asian people and their culture; according to some, it also means 'smelly fat Russian' ...

to Egg - verb

The action of throwing raw chicken eggs from one's balcony at taxis which are passing by, late at night. After the egg reaches the target, the Egger thrower of the egg ducks out of sight and spies on the confused/angered taxi driver as he steps out to examine the 'damage'. The ultimate goal of an Egger is to egg (hit) a taxi twice - once whilst it is in motion, and once more after the driver has gotten back in to his car after the 'examination'. However, a true Egger never throws an egg at cars other than taxis, nor at any person, even the taxi driver himself/herself.
Our eggs will block out the Sun!

It's Saturday night, and the Eggers remain silently poised on their balcony, anticipating the taxi driver's shock and bewilderment.
by The Eggmen February 21, 2010
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