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Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
See also: effin, effin', f'ng, f'n, F-ing

Derivative of the word ‘fucking’, 'effing' means litterally ‘F-ing’. You may see it used on a message board where derogatory words (such as the f-word) are not allowed, to take the place the un-allowed.(Note that on sites such as GameFAQs, this is known as censor bypassing, and you most likely will get modded for it, whether be by a nobleman or some n00b merely&purely because s\he can.) It is, however, its own, unique word, seperate from ‘fucking’ or ‘f'ing’ or ‘F-ing’ in its entireity.

The reason that "I'm late for class"'s definition of this word has received such low ratings is for the fact that s\he acted as a ‘language elitist’ and instantly put the word down, when in actuality s\he did not know the etymological origin of the word and whe\how\under what contexts.. it is generally used.
"Dumbass.."
"Geez, get off my effin' case!!"
effing by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.
Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

muh'fuh'effing 

A complicated idiom used by small, loser-ish people to describe something with great enthusiasm, can be used both positively or negatively. Used in place of words such as motherfucking, or m'f (em effing)
Me: STOP! You're getting on my nerves!

Loser Girl: Ugh! you're so muh'fuh'effing annoying!

Me: Who the fuck says that?!

Loser Girl: Whatever! *farts* and runs away

No-Effing-Way Game 

A hidden trigger in the franchise mode of "Madden" that unleashes a flurry of unexpected turnovers and bad breaks against you for a specific game.
A "No-Effing-Way Game is when the computer will not allow you to win without cheating.

"My RB just fumbled on the five yard line for the third time this game! There is No-Effing-Way I am going to win the game."

effing amazing 

When you realize that something is so amazing and has so much potential, but you decide not to use a real swear word as an adjective and are polite about screaming it out.
Did you hear the effing amazing news? Justin Bieber said that he likes Joel so there's a chance that their relationship could progress.
effing amazing by BarabooBiebsFan October 14, 2011