A unusually short adult male
Look Edward looks like Frodo Baggins
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From Dg but a member of twilight
Edward works at Dollar general in Willard Ohio and wants Bella's blood
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Fitty
Edward S.
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A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.
"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"
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A Homosexual Vampire that fondles elderly men.
I will not change in that change room!, there is a creepy "Edward" in there.
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Short and a cunt

Has a below average dick

And a lack of pubic hair
Hello edward you are a cunt
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He's a homeless fish, that enjoys dressing up in suits and hanging outside primary schools waiting for his underage prey with a cigar.
"Look at that person standing outside that school, he's such and Edward!"
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