to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.
1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!

2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.

3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.
by Shenaniganical February 07, 2010
A person that buys an enormous amount of glitter, after the infamously shiny Edward Cullen.
Dude, don't be such an Edward. You don't need five super glitter packs.
by Mikey Valentine January 11, 2011
a vampire, a man who is dead on perfection, his skin glows from radiance. Someone who is terrifying but you always want to see him more. He's perfect in everyway.
edward cullen, from the book Twilight!
by abby rouse July 25, 2008
an extremely emoic person that cock blocks and looks like a retard.
person 1: DUDE...did that guy just cockblock you?
person 2: Yeah...he just pulled an edward.
by beastylike April 08, 2010
Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.
Edward sparkles in the sunlight.
by NotAZombie. August 18, 2009
A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)
Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.

Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.

Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?...


Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.
by Tory K. April 29, 2009
Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!

who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.
Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×