Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.
Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.
Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
The classic image of a great friend. Funny and nice and cool and just all around around awesome. Has great tastes in television shows, makes a mean dinner, and is deathly afraid of his pet rabbit. Also known by Eddie and Ed, among other things.
"He's just like Edward. And not the sparkle troll."
with a pentagonal base, making it less likely to tip over and spill.
Pass me Edward and some of Donny's fine herb.
The main character from the Manga and Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist". In an attempt to bring their mother back to life, his little brother loses his entire body, and Edward Elric loses is leg. He sacrifices his arm and binds Alphonse's soul to a suit of Armor. To regain their original bodies, they set out in search of the mysterious "Philospher's Stone." He becomes a State Alchemist at the age of 12, the youngest in the military's history, and recieves the title of, "Fullmetal".
He is very short.
If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.
Envy: Come here, PIPSQUEAK!!
Edward Elric:Don't call me PIPSQUEAK!! AHHH!! *Bashes Envy's head in with his automail arm*
Edward = Explosive. Diarrhea. With. A. Running. Drip.
usually happens when you go to a third world country or after a bad case of spicy food.
Bryan: Dude, Edward is knocking at my door right now.
(After coming back from the bathroom)
Bryan: Nevermind. Edward just dingdong ditched my house.
Edward is the most amazing boy!
You will be lucky to have him in your life.
He is funny, I trust him, he is kind, caring, loyal.
I love him so much!
He is one perfect boyfriend and I love him with all my heart
I am lucky to have found you Edward !
I Love You Edward For'ever and Always xxxxx
A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.
"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"