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the love of my life. a loving and caring person. a protector of all. always there no matter what. very understanding
edward: i love you with all my heart and soul love
by hmm323 July 18, 2010
 
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He's a homeless fish, that enjoys dressing up in suits and hanging outside primary schools waiting for his underage prey with a cigar.
"Look at that person standing outside that school, he's such and Edward!"
by Spencer Waterman March 06, 2013
 
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A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.
"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"
by Seven8910 February 06, 2013
 
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Edward is a bad-ass assassin from the Anita Blake, vampire hunter book series. He is also known as Death and by his alias Ted Forrester, the name that he uses when he is doing legal jobs. He is described as average height with blond hair and ice-blue eyes. He hunts vampires and wereanimals because humans are too easy to kill and he wanted more of a challenge. He often says how much he loves his work. He likes to use a wide range of weapons on his monster hunts including flamethrowers, sub-machine guns and LAWs. He is a bit of a sociopath but also a brilliant actor, he can switch from his intimidating, emotionless self to his charming, texan alias Ted in a split second.
I was the Executioner, but the vampires called Edward Death. He'd earned the name. - Anita Blake

The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.
by nosparkling June 26, 2011
 
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A sexual predator who loves being taken from behind!
Can i be edward tonight?
by wilbarwrite June 15, 2011
 
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A short child with a huge head who is obsessed with Harry Potter. Hes white and likes to be spammed on facebook. The rudest way to insult someone.
You are such an Edward
by Bobthebuilder345678 May 31, 2011
 
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to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.
1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!

2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.

3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.
by Shenaniganical February 07, 2010