non-ebrity 

A person famous for no discernible achievement or talent, who clings to their "celebrity" status by appearing in tabloids, gossip magazines and reality TV in an attempt to stretch out their 15 minutes of fame.

The show Big Brother had spawned a generation of non-ebrity individuals.

non-ebrity by Prophet Tenebrae February 16, 2007

Cell-ebrity 

A celebrity who serves prison time.

“Bernie Madoff is the nation’s newest cell-ebrity.”

Cell-ebrity by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Cool-ebrity 

definition: with movie trailer voice someone who defies cool. someone who is above celebrity. someone who makes angelina jolie look like a platypus. someone who is clearly faster, smarter, & better than everyone else. someone who knows that they are faster, smarter, & better than everyone else b/c they're cool enough to realize how cool they are... See More. coolness is defined by them. when they fart, cool gas comes out. when they run, cool sparkles are left in their path. their underwear is often stolen and sold for thousands on e-bay. they sell their toe nail clippings on craigslist in order to pay their mortgage. actually they're so cool their mortgage pays itself. its not easy to be a cool-ebrity, of course. you. are. a cool-ebrity.

"Courtney you really are a cool-ebrity, in every way."

Cool-ebrity by dj possesed May 12, 2010

sell-ebrity 

A person of internet fame made visible from promotion of their goods or services from a website, with no practical or scientific rationale for their product or popularity.

The website can provide a cure for your Ebola, just give a credit-card number. It is endorsed by a sell-ebrity that owns the formula.

sell-ebrity by Swampwaffle February 24, 2017