A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.
“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”
Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.
Wow! I had niteflix last night. The only thing missing were the end credits.
I wonder if Steven Spielberg has niteflix.
A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.
“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”
A software application that has little or no real value.
If you want to pop simulated bubble wrap on your itouch...there's a cr-app for that.
Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.
For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!
Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.
I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.
The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.
The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage
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