13 definitions by MoLo36

Design intervention

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.

“Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Swinefluent

Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.

I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

Cell-ebrity

A celebrity who serves prison time.

“Bernie Madoff is the nation’s newest cell-ebrity.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

niteflix

Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.

Wow! I had niteflix last night. The only thing missing were the end credits.

I wonder if Steven Spielberg has niteflix.

by MoLo36 April 11, 2009

Twittiot

A person who cannot stop Twittering.

Hey Twittiot!...Do you think you can put down that Blackberry long enough to talk to me in person?

by MoLo36 April 15, 2009

Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

by MoLo36 May 5, 2009

Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009