eat me

the phrase that the slimjim guy says.

hot damn, examples of eat me are unheard of.

by rangerfriek21 June 11, 2004

eat me

saying someone could eat you means that you highly like that person and you would be perfectly fine if they were cannibal and ate you

I would let Dylan O'brien eat me.

by shiney77 October 1, 2018

eat me

go away, get out (a reference to oral sex)

Eat me, you little shit.

by Light Joker May 8, 2007

eat me

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

eat me in

When You Want someone to take the tongue out of your pussy.

Brad Wanted to Eat me out yesterday, but when he did I wanted him to eat me in

by Dx Pussy Eater December 14, 2017

Eat me

Eat me is a type of comeback when someone makes a roast, insult or is annoying in some way to you and when you don't know how to respond you say "eat me" in a really passionate confident voice.

"Dude it's my turn to play Fortnite"

"Eat ME"

by Gragesdor November 5, 2018

Eat ME

when you eat someone harder than donkey kong

Dowef eat me hard

by paul/goodboy December 10, 2018