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1)oral sex, generally on a female 2)expression of anger or disgust
1)I can never cum from manual stimulation, so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she cut me off at the light.
by Lisa April 14, 2003
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An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.
When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'
by Jay February 15, 2005
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A phrase made famous by the 1970's movie Animal House.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
I'm going to spray paint eat me on his car.
by jsd96321 April 22, 2012
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Telling somebody that they can eat your asshole, as well as an alternate version of telling somebody to go to hell or fuck off.
You want me to pay you eight dollars or you'll shoot me in the leg? Eat me you dumb fuck!
by sw December 20, 2003
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more offensive than "bite me"
by Luna Love February 26, 2010
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1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!
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the phrase that the slimjim guy says.
hot damn, examples of eat me are unheard of.
by rangerfriek21 June 10, 2004
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