earjacking 

Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.

earjacking by chaniqua July 8, 2005

Earfucked 

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010

earjacking 

Making your friends listen to horrible music against their will.

I hate riding in the van with her, I'm always earjacked!

earjacking by Amanda_W July 26, 2005

earjacking 

To jack off in someones ear.

I was earjacking justin when the phone rang.

earjacking by salvatore tranny vitale May 16, 2008

earjacking 

Talking someone's ear off. Rambling on while not getting to the point (jaw-jabbin). Trying to engage someone in a long-winded conversation who is obviously trying to get to the point and get on with thier day. Also known as being held as a "conversation hostage".

"I went to ask Renee a quick question and she earjacked me for 30 min. She's always earjacking people!"

earjacking by BlickFrick December 28, 2005

earjackulate 

To stick a Miley Cyrus tooth tunes toothbrush so far into the ear, you experience an orgasmic effect.

I earjackulate while watching Hannah Montana.

earjackulate by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015

earjack

The act of stealing expensive earrings off of a person usually achieved quickest by slicing the entire ear off and driving down the sidewalk in a motorcycle to get away.

"Damnnn! That bitch just got earjacked, I bet if those weren't Harry Winston she could still hear."

earjack by Riff1771 February 17, 2008