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2 definitions by Riff1771

 
1.
A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.
That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck
by Riff1771 February 20, 2008
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2.
The act of stealing expensive earrings off of a person usually achieved quickest by slicing the entire ear off and driving down the sidewalk in a motorcycle to get away.
"Damnnn! That bitch just got earjacked, I bet if those weren't Harry Winston she could still hear."
by Riff1771 February 17, 2008
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