Top Definition
Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick
I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard
by bravia nova March 19, 2010
When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.
Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!
by childishumor January 20, 2011
When someone is talking rubbish to you...
I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked
by Rude Rory July 26, 2010
Listened to extensively, as in music; enjoyed throughly
Ed ear fucked the hell out of "Paradise Circus" and the album Heglioland by Massive Attack. He listened to it on repeat until completely satiated.
by spag4 December 02, 2012
When a man pulls out and then cums in your ears
Man I ear-fucked her so good,she cant hear anymore
by Car-Car<3 November 13, 2008
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