Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.
Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."
by Total non-douche March 9, 2009
Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.
Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.
Guy 1: Eww *runs away*
by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009