eakins

v. to masturbate with the door to ones dorm room unlocked allowing for the possibility of being disturbed, hence heightening ones arousal

I'm going to get a drink of water and then eakins in my room.

eakins by Nick Perrino May 10, 2006

Thomas eakins

An American painter, sculptor, and photographer who lived and painted during the second half of the 19th century. Known for incredibly realistic paintings, he painted mainly in Oil on canvas.

That painting is so fucking realistic, it's got to be by Thomas Eakins!

Thomas eakins by Mr.Rogers III June 5, 2011

fw'eakinfluffypuff 

and adj. used to describe something you despise or something that your on the vurge of insanity
(mostly comes to people with homstarrunner instinks

I hate that fw'eakinfluffypuff of a restruant! They can't even get my order right!

fw'eakinfluffypuff by Dr. J and his commanding fleets March 3, 2005

eakin 

kinda like freakin eakin but w/ out the freakin.

this is so eakin boring.
I hate this eakin class.

eakin by Yo mammie May 22, 2004

eaking 

Some say it sounds like leaking only worse. Others insist that is relates to ear sex. The main thing we need to understand is that we only know eaking is goddamn scary and has nothing to do with misspelling seaking at all.

The bitch was eaking all over me; when I was done we had to convert the couch into a fishtank.

or

While we were eaking I accidentally came into her skull; the good thing is, at least the bitch has my cum on her mind!

eaking by theprodean March 11, 2009

elkined 

(V) The state of being caught in a terrible web of lies. Alternate : to realize you are actually a loser after all.

I am so elkined after finding out women do not find me charming despite being short and not very attractive.

elkined by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz April 10, 2019

Eatiness 

The ease in which something is to eat

Those burgers were bloody delicious, bit big though, wish they had more eatiness

Eatiness by kahlililililililili November 17, 2021