Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.
guy on message board: "I disagree with your thoughts on the current subject of discussion"
e-thug: "WTF FAGGOT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS GAY PANSIE LOL FUCKIN POS ILL FUCKIN CUT OFF YOUR COCK AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WHERE DO U LIVE I'LL COME DO IT RIGHT NOW FUCKING SHITHEAD"
e-thug: "WTF FAGGOT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS GAY PANSIE LOL FUCKIN POS ILL FUCKIN CUT OFF YOUR COCK AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WHERE DO U LIVE I'LL COME DO IT RIGHT NOW FUCKING SHITHEAD"
by jesus quintana February 10, 2004
Usually a nerdy pussy who has no real friends. But online, they think they're the best thing since fried chicken and think they can easily kick anyone's ass. THEY USUALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS, THREATEN YOU, AND SWEAR EVERY OTHER WORD. They also have bad grammar and act like gangsters. Not to mention their excessive use of exclamation marks.
Normal person: Sonic games suck now.
E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC!!!!!! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing tough guy.
E-thug: *no response*
E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC!!!!!! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing tough guy.
E-thug: *no response*
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010
An internet thug. They usually sound very tough and scary. Does not show people who they are in public. Probably got picked on in school, comes online to higher their self-esteem. Talks a-lot of non-sense around the area of insulting your mommy to penis size. Stays behind the monitor so nothing can hurt them.
by destruction[GZ] March 17, 2005
A shit stirring computer geek that only exists on the internet and thinks he is top shit by typing in capitals, swearing excessively and thinking they can kick your arse in a fight.
In real life they are some pathetic, weak individual that can not go a day without linking real life situations with something that happens in a computer game.
As a result, they are rejected by society because of their nature and should be disowned by their parents.
If they did wanna fight you, they would probably tell you to go to LAN to meet them, sad cunts.
In real life they are some pathetic, weak individual that can not go a day without linking real life situations with something that happens in a computer game.
As a result, they are rejected by society because of their nature and should be disowned by their parents.
If they did wanna fight you, they would probably tell you to go to LAN to meet them, sad cunts.
<e-thug> say to my face cunt. Meet me at NetCafe tomorrow!
<Me> Pffffft....... you're a loser........
**Stupid e-thug cries coz he knows its true and responds by excessively swearing and making racist comments**
<Me> Pffffft....... you're a loser........
**Stupid e-thug cries coz he knows its true and responds by excessively swearing and making racist comments**
by Matthew U. November 07, 2005
E-thugs are people that feel the need to use only .0001% of their brains in chatrooms. E-thugs usually are lonely old men or wangsters that aren't socially accepted by others, and are therefore releasing their witheld anger on other internet users.
Normalguy:Hey have you guys seen the movie get smart? It's really great.
GaNgSTaaaSTarR15 ( e-thug): DoOD gEt smRT SUckkkkssssS! i'm da BESTTTTTT!!!11
The rest of the chatroom: wtf?
by Scramlez_The_Death_Dealer July 15, 2008
A person who acts hard and talks alot of shit online. Mainly personifying a gangster rapper and talking like a ghetto child to make themselves more threatening sounding.
"Yo, I is gonna fuck you up nigga, throw down like you wanna."
"That guy just told me to ride or die, he is such a fucking e-thug."
"That guy just told me to ride or die, he is such a fucking e-thug."
by n!ghtmare June 30, 2006
The only true way to thug. Only the most notorious e-personas are e-thugs. If you're not e-thugging, you're nothing.
by DIVINCENZOWND August 24, 2005