e-banger 

Also known as a "internet gangbanger." Someone who acts hard like a gangster or thug over the internet but in real life is a pale, skinny, pimple-faced kid. Often times the person acts as if he/she is black by typing using slang and ebonics and threatens to "gangbang" on others he/she dislikes.

e-banger: "man shut yo ass up ho ill get mah homies to ride up on yo ass and merk you son, u know who we be?
regular person: "stop typing like a jackass you e-banger!"

e-banger by CSpuds123 July 20, 2008

e-banger 

Someone who uses the internet to show their pride to a street gang that they claim to be part of.

{Setting: The Comments on a Youtube video about Bloods dissing Crips.}

(Boy A): Blood love for life my nigga!!!! FUCK THEM CRIPS.

(Boy B): Fuck you bitch. 6 poppin 5 droppin for life ova hea. Crips 187 HOE!!!!

(Boy C): Why are you guys such E-bangers. You're arguing on the internet with a guy you'll probably never see in reality.

e-banger by Milenko601 June 7, 2009

E-Banging 

The process of going online to Gangbang. Also known as E-Thugging, E-Banging consists of posers attempting to sound as if they are gangstas in real life by claiming shit they have no business claiming, or real gangstas attempting to mark their territory, show gang pride or set up conflict online via chatrooms and message boards. E-Banging, in either sense, is mostly regarded as the weakest attempt to gangang, as there is no risk to one's person or identity when banging online.

Yo, son, hold up a minute. I know who you are, you're that punk who was on that message board, tryin to sound as if you run the block. I know gangsta rap is popular right now, but if i catch you E-Banging again, me and a couple of REAL homeboys are gonna show up to your house with some twelve-gauges, capiche?

E-Banging by AztlanReal June 29, 2009

e-bandon 

to suddenly stop e-mailing someone (friend/business associate) after correspondence has already been established

I bumped into an old college friend and we e-mailed for while but when I suggested getting together she e-bandoned me.

e-bandon by jilly jillowitz November 3, 2006

e-bandwagoners 

An online gamer who has nothing better to do than to join a bandwagon and flame or help undermine an individual or gropus of individuals for no apparent reason.

Hey, a lot of people are flaming that bf2 clan LAB at the moment, I better join in the e-bandwagoners because I'm bored and slightly retarded

e-bandwagoners by NaZtY October 20, 2005

E-bandonment 

When someone you meet online disappears without a trace- forever.

I met this guy online from England last year and totally fell in love with him, but he has not been online in months or answered any of my phone calls. Oh, how the e-bandonment kills my soul!

E-bandonment by [e-mail] October 19, 2007

e-Bane 

General grief directly linked to the auction site e-bay. Examples might include non-payers, undeserved negative feedback and absurd questions from twerps.

In the end I just closed my account. Too much e-bane.

e-Bane by zebraboy777 October 4, 2010