[e-mail]'s definitions

sweating my cock

When someone wants a guy (sexually, romantically, whatever), they are sweating his cock.

Scott: You are totally sweating my cock, aren't you.

Liz: Shut up Scott.

Scott: You totally want me.

by [e-mail] November 11, 2007

para

The word "paranoid" in short form.

"Hey man, don't be so para! No cops are shining a light into this house from out of the street!!"

by [e-mail] February 4, 2008

DBSP

"Don't Be So Paranoid."

Rocky: What are those noises outside!?!?!? And why is my skin itching and burning! Someone must be sabotaging me!

Liz: "DBSP!! babe.... D-B-S-P!!"

by [e-mail] February 4, 2008

Go dual yourself.

Just another way to say "go fuck yourself". "Fuck" comes up as "Dual" on T9 text.

Steve told me is a text message to 'Eat shit', so I messaged him back saying 'Go dual yourself.'

by [e-mail] April 3, 2009

T-jection

Being rejected because you are transgender (or any similar condition thereof); primarily applied to the act of being romantically rejected.

Liz: Yep, I think it is over with that guy I told you that I met and had gone out with a few times. I told him I was trans over dinner tonight, and he left my place in a matter of only 10 minutes after finding out. Total case of T-jection I'm sure.

Friend: Aww, Liz... you poor, poor tranny.

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

call Mary-Kate

To do something that is not exactly the most effective course of action in the face of an emergency or disaster. See "death of Heath Ledger".

George W. Bush, when he learned about the attacks on New York, pulled a 'call Mary-Kate' when he kept reading that children's book to those kids.

by [e-mail] February 8, 2008

Doing the Rainbow

To have had romantic or sexual engagements with every race in your lifetime. One only reaches the status of having *done* the Rainbow after you have completed this accomplishment, which unless you are a sleazy whore in a heavily multi-cultural area, may take some time.

Josh: Me, I have only been with one girl who was not white.

Liz: Me, I have "done the Rainbow".

Josh: What is "doing the Rainbow"?

Liz: It is having been with at least one member of every race I can think of.

by [e-mail] December 17, 2007