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para

The word "paranoid" in short form.

"Hey man, don't be so para! No cops are shining a light into this house from out of the street!!"

by [e-mail] February 4, 2008

T-jection

Being rejected because you are transgender (or any similar condition thereof); primarily applied to the act of being romantically rejected.

Liz: Yep, I think it is over with that guy I told you that I met and had gone out with a few times. I told him I was trans over dinner tonight, and he left my place in a matter of only 10 minutes after finding out. Total case of T-jection I'm sure.

Friend: Aww, Liz... you poor, poor tranny.

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

Go dual yourself.

Just another way to say "go fuck yourself". "Fuck" comes up as "Dual" on T9 text.

Steve told me is a text message to 'Eat shit', so I messaged him back saying 'Go dual yourself.'

by [e-mail] April 3, 2009

sweating my cock

When someone wants a guy (sexually, romantically, whatever), they are sweating his cock.

Scott: You are totally sweating my cock, aren't you.

Liz: Shut up Scott.

Scott: You totally want me.

by [e-mail] November 11, 2007

DBSP

"Don't Be So Paranoid."

Rocky: What are those noises outside!?!?!? And why is my skin itching and burning! Someone must be sabotaging me!

Liz: "DBSP!! babe.... D-B-S-P!!"

by [e-mail] February 4, 2008

call Mary-Kate

To do something that is not exactly the most effective course of action in the face of an emergency or disaster. See "death of Heath Ledger".

George W. Bush, when he learned about the attacks on New York, pulled a 'call Mary-Kate' when he kept reading that children's book to those kids.

by [e-mail] February 8, 2008

E-bandonment

When someone you meet online disappears without a trace- forever.

I met this guy online from England last year and totally fell in love with him, but he has not been online in months or answered any of my phone calls. Oh, how the e-bandonment kills my soul!

by [e-mail] October 19, 2007