dyche

(adjective) Intentionally disheveled. Superficially disordered but containing an underlying plan or scheme.

A: "Comb your hair, you slob."
B: "Shut up. This is my new dyche haircut. It's supposed to look like this."

by Friggidoon February 6, 2010

dych

Usually a word used by 7-year-olds to act like they aren't minors. Generally used when parents are not around

shrimpactinold: Come to mah crib baybee
Hotbitch: ok. why?
shrimpactinold: You can suck mah dych!

by D00d March 2, 2004

sean dyche

the ultimate gaffer, and pioneer of brexit football

Sean Dyche the true gaffer

by venkvenk May 27, 2022