durptard

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.

"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."

durptard by BLynn April 19, 2007

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durftard

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass

man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!

durftard by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005

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durtard

A retard who states the obvious and such.

Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!

durtard by Rensen July 8, 2007

Durtard

A retard, but you get the benefit of not having facebook ban you for 30 days.

You're a freaking durtard.

Durtard by Zargothrax May 30, 2024

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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