Dulashi
Dulashi by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020
M&M Duels
Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Dualsocial
Dualsociality is the state of being both asocial and social or in other words introverted and extroverted.
Especially popular with Gen Z as they tend to want to be popular and famous on social medias but a lot of the time lack the ability to hold or even start a worthwhile and utilitarian conversation.
Teenagers are especially susceptible to this as they claim to be "very social and talkative but only with people I know and shy when it comes to strangers"
And the extroverts have moodswings and one moment are themselves and the next want to be a quiet person
Especially popular with Gen Z as they tend to want to be popular and famous on social medias but a lot of the time lack the ability to hold or even start a worthwhile and utilitarian conversation.
Teenagers are especially susceptible to this as they claim to be "very social and talkative but only with people I know and shy when it comes to strangers"
And the extroverts have moodswings and one moment are themselves and the next want to be a quiet person
ggGuy : "why was the hangout boring?"
gGuy : "ugh, I just suddenly became asocial and didn't want to flirt"
ggGuy : "damn, and you were meant to be one of the coolest people there"
ggGuy + gGuy : "being dualsocial though"
gGuy : "ugh, I just suddenly became asocial and didn't want to flirt"
ggGuy : "damn, and you were meant to be one of the coolest people there"
ggGuy + gGuy : "being dualsocial though"
Dualsocial by TF'ingBoiHimself October 20, 2020
Auto Duels
Auto duels is a game on ROBLOX which is played by a load of 'toxic' players mostly looking for attention and are desperate for clout since they don't get enough at home or in school.
Person 1: 1v1 me in Auto Duels.
Girl 1: You're too irrelevant for me to duel.
Person 1: ?? wtf?
Person 1: How about you 1v1 me?
Girl 2: Get away from me you're unknown.
Person 1: …. ok trash bag.
Girl 1: You're too irrelevant for me to duel.
Person 1: ?? wtf?
Person 1: How about you 1v1 me?
Girl 2: Get away from me you're unknown.
Person 1: …. ok trash bag.
Auto Duels by Person0000000 June 11, 2021
Pussycat Dolls album
“Yeah, I did everything in that project, but we were graded as a group. It was a total Pussycat Dolls album.”
Pussycat Dolls album by TK2000 October 28, 2023
Rocket Baby Dolls
The original name for English prog-rockers muse. Hardcore fans sometimes refer to them by this name.
Rocket Baby Dolls by RockyBlackstar April 29, 2010