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dudfester 

loving someone so much that u hate them
she dudfestered the dumbass waiter she had every Tuesday
dudfester by Jessica August 17, 2004
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Dudestroyer 

The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.
"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."
Dudestroyer by BorisSDT September 10, 2011
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Dudestorm 

When more than three guys, or dudes, travels together to a certain destination. Dudestorms are categorized by the amount of dudes in the storm. Four dudes = a category 4 dudestorm and so on.
Hey guys, would you like to dudestorm this apartment?
Dudestorm by thespencer December 20, 2012

dudeterus 

A man's uterus, the internal bits of a mangina.
"Hey cranky, does your dudeterus hurt?"
dudeterus by d34dfish August 21, 2007

DeFester 

a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual

a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan
This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.

I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.
DeFester by Dan-ster November 2, 2006

dudester 

A derogatory term for the joker that manages to squeeze "dude" into every other sentence, also known as a "dude man".

From the Caliwag root "dude", meaning absolutely nothing.
If I hear that dudester say "dude" one more time I'm going to beat him with a sack full of dead kittens.
dudester by zakarious June 22, 2011

Dumbester 

A made up word that doesn’t exist
No Rachel I can’t be dumbester that’s not a word
Dumbester by Pub Sandwich April 4, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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