dudfester 

loving someone so much that u hate them

she dudfestered the dumbass waiter she had every Tuesday

dudfester by Jessica August 17, 2004

Dudestroyer 

The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.

"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."

Dudestroyer by BorisSDT September 10, 2011

Dudestorm 

When more than three guys, or dudes, travels together to a certain destination. Dudestorms are categorized by the amount of dudes in the storm. Four dudes = a category 4 dudestorm and so on.

Hey guys, would you like to dudestorm this apartment?

Dudestorm by thespencer December 20, 2012

dudeterus 

A man's uterus, the internal bits of a mangina.

"Hey cranky, does your dudeterus hurt?"

dudeterus by d34dfish August 21, 2007

DeFester 

a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual

a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan

This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.

I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.

DeFester by Dan-ster November 2, 2006

dudester 

A derogatory term for the joker that manages to squeeze "dude" into every other sentence, also known as a "dude man".

From the Caliwag root "dude", meaning absolutely nothing.

If I hear that dudester say "dude" one more time I'm going to beat him with a sack full of dead kittens.

dudester by zakarious June 22, 2011

Dumbester 

A made up word that doesn’t exist

No Rachel I can’t be dumbester that’s not a word

Dumbester by Pub Sandwich April 4, 2020