a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society
a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual
a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan
I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.