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a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual

a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan
This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.

I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.
by Dan-ster November 01, 2006
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