a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.
a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society
a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual
a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan
This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.
I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.