Person 1:In the game Dead Rising 2, the protagonist, Chuck Greene uses Duct Tape to combine two chainsaws and a paddle together.
Person 2: Dude! he must kick zombie ass!
Person 2: Dude! he must kick zombie ass!
by Guile_Sasori December 19, 2011
by samthehernando February 25, 2015
A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.
Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.
Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.
Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.
by this book is gay May 11, 2018
One of the most versatile substances every created, can be used to fix just about anything and be used to make just as much. also very useful as a chick magnet when worn on your wrist.
Girl: why are you wearing duct tape on your wrist?
Boy: it's a great way to met women.
Girl: why do you say that?
Boy: cause you had to ask.
Boy: it's a great way to met women.
Girl: why do you say that?
Boy: cause you had to ask.
by withoutwax1618 July 11, 2008
The act of wrapping duct tape around an erect penis and then jerking off. Before finishing slowly peel it off to achieve an orgasm.
by Soulst!ce March 1, 2014
Duct tape is an awesome type of tape/adhesive that is usually silver but can come in many, many colors. It has tons and tons and tons of uses. You can do basically anything with it, from making wallets to fixing cars.(And those are only 2 of the most common uses.)
1) We where in a car crash and we used Duct tape to temperarliy fix our car.
2)I made $75 from selling duct tape merchandise.
3)Yo, duct tape is so epic!!!
2)I made $75 from selling duct tape merchandise.
3)Yo, duct tape is so epic!!!
by Bluestrike22 February 13, 2010
The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.
Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
by Jason June 19, 2006