Dickshot 

A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.

"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"

Dickshot by DRDANOFTHEUSSANARCHY April 18, 2006

dickshot 

To smack someone you don't like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your penis.

Ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a dickshot.

dickshot by The Perm June 11, 2007

Dick Cheney Duck Shot 

When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.

"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"

Dick Cheney Duck Shot by Cupcake_Kid November 1, 2009

dickshot 

1. (n.) Semen, specifically the drops of splattered ejaculate (generally on another person's face), analogous to the tiny metal pellets often used in shotgun ammunition.

2. (v. intr.) To be assaulted by someone who holds, or has held, the office of Vice President of the United States of America (so named after 46th Vice President, Richard Cheney).

3. (v. tr.) To ejaculate on someone's face.

4. (v. tr.) To injure someone by careless accident.

Some atest Hamilton's last words were, "I don't believe it! Aaron Burr just totally dickshot me!"

I dickshot that slut until she needed a towel for each side of her face.

The truck driver was horrified once he realized willful lack of sleep was the reason why he completely dickshot the man now lying in the crosswalk.

dickshot by Pahana February 16, 2006

duck shot 

meaning mostly like "distant shots". mostly game related. it greatly deals with kills by snipes and from a distance. of course this is related to the word "sniped" considering it means the same thing. just a different funnier more "i pwnd you" way of saying it. more like saying in an offensive way that you were "a sitting duck".

me: "ah dude you know that like so awesome!"

you: "what do you mean?"

me: "well i got most kills and they were all duck shots!"

you: "¬¬... w/e"

duck shot by catinthehat1234 November 27, 2007

DuckSloth

A creature which when awake is full of energy but sleeps for approximately 15-20hours per day. Cute to look at but deadly and inclined to bite when feeling neglected or intimidated. This can result in scarring; both physical and mental. Easily kept happy with hugs, food, attention and duvets.

DuckSloth: A girl of 5ft 8, slightly black hair, scary clothes and making high pitched noises.

DuckSloth by LigerThighs October 13, 2008

duck shot 

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

duck shot by java monster February 20, 2008