duck shove 

the act of avoiding tasks and fobbing (passing) them off to others. Also known as "palming off" or passing the buck

Con got asked to do the report but he duck shoved it to jay

duck shove by karl cs February 5, 2008

DuckShave 

The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.

"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"

"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"

DuckShave by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014

dickshovel 

A Level 5 asshole who pulls off epic assholishness, causing extended collateral damage. Not the dick, but the shovel that scoops the dicks and throws them all over other people, causing them to be covered with dicks.

"The guys who stormed the Capital are a bunch of dickshovels!"
"We can't sneak in the room anymore because a bunch of dickshovels got caught and its blocked now."

dickshovel by DesignatedIdiot January 6, 2021

dickshove 

To completely push someone out of the way with little effort.

After intercepting a pass, Ndamukong Suh totally dickshoved the Colorado quarterback and returned it for a touchdown.

dickshove by suicideslushpuppie February 9, 2023