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vb. to fuck

In the world of predictive texting, the word fuck is replaced, often unnoticed by the sender, to duck. Known to be common on Blackberries and iPhones.

will you duck me tonight?
by MadHat Unspecific September 05, 2008
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a) a penis that is usually infested with 2 or more S.T.D.'s

b) a word that describes ur penis in an exsited tone
a) " my dicks on a flap like a duck!!"
b) "MY DUCK!!"
by bona boie November 28, 2009
5 7
among drug dealers, especially in florida in the late 90's and early 00's, the term 'duck' refers to underlings, individuals lower down the distribution network, as in 'get your ducks in a row'. derogatory/belittling.
'don't worry about what he says, he's just a duck'

'that kids a duck, he doesn't know sh*t'
by sai yamama August 14, 2009
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Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.
"No thanks duck"

"How are you duck?"
by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009
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The absolute and ultimate insult; which is also used to replace the words fuck and dick.
Example 1: "Go duck yourself, motherducker!"

Example 2: "Suck my duck!"

Example 3:

P1: "you're a whore"
P2: "your mums a whore"
P1: "your face is a whore"
P2: "well your face is a duck"
P1: *starts crying* "thats too far man!"
by BlakSh33p May 17, 2009
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What a dog is called when it is about to get a bath.
When Attie is getting ready for her bath and I put her over the sink, she paddles like a duck.
by holly palmer January 07, 2008
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A feathery fuck that goes by the name of Kristen. She is quite a quacker and has a tendency flap her wings when she becomes flustered.
Kristen is a duck. That is all.
by ballershockaller November 16, 2010
3 6
Replacement word for Fuck when using T9 or Sure-type messaging.
txter1: Wat u think of bill?

txter2: hes a ducking idiot.
by SamSquanch21 October 04, 2009
11 14