drunkstumbling 

A normal form of ambulation in the mind of the drunk.

Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.

drunkstumbling by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

drunksitting 

The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.

Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!

Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.

*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *

the above is a perfect example of drunksitting

drunksitting by annesquared December 6, 2010

drunkwich 

A sandwich packed with anything and everything that you absolutely need because you are drunk. After you get it, you usually pass out after a couple bites and throw it away the next afternoon when you wake up.

The line at WaWa is too long! I need my drunkwich now!!!!

Drunk Person 1: What do you want on your drunkwich?
Drunk Person 2: Everything.

drunkwich by jerseyboy6 December 19, 2010

Drunkwit 

(n) one who is so drunk as to have lost most of their I.Q., if they had any to begin with. Drunkwits become not only stupider than a box full of sand, but also very annoying, generally ruining the fun times of those around them.

origin: fuckwit + drunk = drunkwit

"I would have had an awesome time at the Festival if it weren't for all the drunkwits."

Drunkwit by Kiesten McCauley January 11, 2009

drunkulimia 

A weight control method developed at Stanford University in which participants binge on food, then quickly ingest large amounts of alcohol to induce vomiting. Ideal for those who simply lack the discipline to develop drunkorexia.

Drunkulimia saved my marriage!

drunkulimia by LXIX May 5, 2008

drunksgiving

Holiday that falls the day before Thanksgiving. Biggest bar night of the year where everyone returns to their hometown to get wasted with those they went to high school with. Often involves seeing people you didn't like back then, and don't care to speak to now, but having an
in-depth conversation with them anyway because of the amount of alcohol in your system.

Julie and I are celebrating Drunksgiving together this year.

drunksgiving by Ann R December 7, 2007

Drunkstin 

An alcoholic whose real name is Justin drunk ass

Drunkstin got wasted at the bar last night...again.

Drunkstin by CrazyRay March 7, 2005