drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

drunkometer by pyra023 December 20, 2010

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

drunkometer by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

drunkamariyayo

When you are drunk high and spun

Hey Laura I'm drunkamariyayo

drunkamariyayo by Jackalope Eagelburger November 28, 2007

Drunkmanship 

How a person or people behave when they are under the influence of alcohol.

He or She minds his or her Drunkmanship

Practicing proper Drunkmanship: Not drinking too much. Not getting violent or too loud when consuming alcoholic beverages.

Drunkmanship by James M Greer February 23, 2009

drunkmail 

The voicemail that results from drunk dialing. Often contains gibberish, cursing, music, random things, and occaisionally insults. Many times a drunkmail will contain 'Guess what?' followed by an equally stupid and pointless phrase.

"Duuuudddde, go watch Lord of the Rings. Your dad looks just like Theodan. It's cuh-razy! *pause* Peace..."

The next day:

"Hey, did you drunk dial me last night? Cause I think I got a drunkmail."

"Oh shit... What'd I say? I didn't say anything about Monica did I?"

"Monica?"

"Shit..."

drunkmail by astargel December 20, 2006

Drunkmark 

Something unique to an individual that is only present or visible when he/she is completely inebriated.

"Why is Jim wearing a top hat?" "That's his drunkmark. He only wears it when he's shitfaced"

Drunkmark by Sir Fisticuffs January 13, 2015

drunkonality 

The personality a person has when they drink or get drunk that is significantly different from their normal personality. This can be good or bad depending on the person/situation and level of intoxication.

Girl 1 : I saw you at the party with that guy you've been drooling over. How did THAT go ?

Girl 2 : Are you serious ? You saw him ! He was acting like a fucking idiot ! He had a drunkonality that made me want to have his ass kicked. It was SO embarrassing, I ended up ditching his ass !

Guy 1 : Hey that chic you were with last night was hot, man. Where did you meet her at ?

Guy 2 : Yeah, we work together. She has an awesome drunkonality too, we have a blast wherever we go kick it. She's cool as hell, I'm really liking this one.

drunkonality by ValeriKCkixass February 21, 2010