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DrunkBear resides in Antwerpen, Belgium (aka BANTWERP!) and is a thoroughly nocturnal animal. As the name suggests, he loves to drink heavily and regularly, and has the distinction of being chunder free.

DrunkBear is characterised by a complete personality change after consuming alcohol: he becomes highly sociable, a crazy dancer and fantastically uninhibited.

DrunkBear also begins to share some of his personal feelings (that are usually locked in the deepest darkest recesses of his mind) while inebriated and even dares to make (as yet unfulfilled) promises.

DrunkBear’s favourite drinks include Kwak, Konig, Jaegerbombs and Duval, but any old beer or spirit will do when DrunkBear’s out on the town. Less preferred beers are Timmermans and Stella, the latter because DrunkBear already likes to beat women and so doesn’t want to become even more of a misogynist.

Oddly enough, DrunkBear, even after ten pints, is still not inclined to wear a pink tutu or to dance for prolonged periods with certain people, but his lackadaisical behaviour more than makes up for this.

All in all, DrunkBear is the typical British LAD, and reaches astronomically high levels of banter and pars harder than even Tempz himself.
There was StealBear, and BrowneBear, and WarBear, and KillBear, and DrunkBear…

Person 1: “DrunkBear, do you want another pint?”
DrunkBear: “No, I’d like another six please!”
DrunkBear by KillB November 7, 2011

dinkberry 

The type of person who will start to laugh if you show them your index finger. Someone who giggles at every statement made. Can't be bothered to do anything other than listen to every stupid statement made and giggle. It's a miracle they can walk and talk at the same time.
The dinkberry laughed even when he overheard someone saying his girlfriend died.
dinkberry by DisturbedOne September 10, 2011

Drunkergy 

i was really tired, but after a few drinks i got drunkergy and partied all night long.
Drunkergy by chickennutz August 12, 2012

Drunkleberry Fin

The story about two drunken Fin's named Miko & Rocker Jaytinen who drift down a river on a raft with cases of vodka. There is no plot, they have stupid mullets, where cowboy boots and get drunk.
Hey look its the two drunken Fin's from the story, Drunkleberry Fin. Why is Rocker Jaytinen hopping that fence when there is a gate.
The owner of Uranium!
drunkbear by Drunkbear June 25, 2003

DrunkGarry 

The guy that is annoying, horrible accent, biggest ass kisser and beggar you'll ever meet and also very loud.
That guy is such a fucking queer and drunkgarry