drunk badger 

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

drunk badger by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

Drunkbaggery 

The act of being loud and obnoxious with your friends (or by yourself) in the close vicinity of a bar (parking lot, handicapped parking space, taco bell next door, etc.)

lets get out through the other exit babe, there's some drunkbaggery going on by the handicapped ramp at bru's room!

Drunkbaggery by Eddie Gordo January 12, 2012