Neil Druckmann 

when the chances of your failures are so fucking small, but still you manage to fuck everything up and that too without any particular reason. Then proceed to be in denial in front of the shit you just created for the rest of your life.

David: Hey! remember that guy who cured cancer and was about to win 100 billion USD from the international medical association ? What happened?
Goliath: Oh, you didn't hear? He pulled a Neil Druckmann in the last minute and is now a homeless meth addict in Arkansas.

Neil Druckmann by fucking_pasta July 4, 2020

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales 

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

drunkthrough

A strategy guide for a video game, which walks you through the game and story as you drink along. Similar to a walk-through, except someone does it while being intoxicated with alcohol. Basically when someone is playing a video game from start to finish and sometimes recording it with the end of sharing it online with other people. At the beginning of the game the person begins drinking, and by the end of the game (if the person manages to not blackout) they should be stone cold drunk.

GF: Please stop drinking baby!
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I can't! I owe it to the fans!
GF: These drunkthroughs are killing us! Choose me or your drunkthroughs.
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I choose beer, video games, and my YouTube Channel. Good day.
GF: But..
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I said GOOD DAY!

drunkthrough by erdamalaZ August 17, 2014

Drunktified 

To be justified in nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior due to the innate propensity to get shit faced.

I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.

Drunktified by Kristen macon love cowell, III November 1, 2010

Dirty Neil Druckman 

A guy who pretends to be a great writer/storyteller then tarnishes everything that previously made him appealing only to reveal his true nature as a poor director

Neil Druckman was a great writer in 'The Last Of Us' but when he directed 'The Last Of Us 2' he became a dirty Neil Druckman.

Dirty Neil Druckman by usdamma June 27, 2020

druckmann 

Someone who considers himself as the reincarnation of Steve Jobs.

Someone : - Why are you all staring at this website ?
People staring at the website : - The new Druckmann have been released !

Other example :
Look it's Druckmann !!! Let's ask him what new products he is inventing.

druckmann by pascal pierre February 17, 2010

ducktales 

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!

Best show ever

Man: Guys lets watch DuckTales
everybody: YEAH!

ducktales by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019