drive fast take chances 

The phrase 'Drive Fast Take Chances' was originally coined by Phred Doolittle, NSP. Typically used when parting ways with a respected comrade, prior to an impactful sortie. Due to the deeper meaning and significance behind the simple words composing this phrase, 'Drive Fast, Take Chances' has made its way into popular culture, including media, music and film.

Bro One: "It was good to see you tonight, it has been a while!"
Bro Two: "It can be really hard to find free time these days, with all the work I'm doing with the Movement."
Bro One: "The effort will be worth it in the end."
Bro Two: "For sure. I've gotta roll, there are minds to enlighten and daylight will be here soon."
Bro One: "Drive fast take chances."

drive fast take chances by M. House July 13, 2014

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX 

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX by anonymous May 16, 2021

Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do

When you throw away fast food garbage already in your car, while you're actually going through the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant, in order to make room for fast food that you just ordered or received at ANOTHER fast food restaurant.

Often the immediate need derives from having to throw-away 32-oz. cups to make room in the cupholders for new carbonated beverages. But the need also derives secondarily from having to throw-away day-old (or week-old) bags of fast food on your passenger seat, floorboard, or backseat that are making your vehicle aromatic with the scent of remnants of quarter-pounders, supreme burritos, or buckets of chicken.

When I was going through the drive-thru of Taco Bell on Monday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my bags of McDonald's from Friday.

The next day on Tuesday at the Burger King drive-thru, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do again to get rid of the Taco Bell garbage.

On Wednesday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my Burger King garbage to make room for my Wendy's #2 combo.

On Thursday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do and get rid of the Wendy's trash to make room for my KFC.

Friday I took off sick and ate Ramen noodles at home.

Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do by Separate_Wayz February 25, 2011

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see 

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

gunny shooty drivey fasty 

wat my dad calls films with guns shooting and fast driving

james bond is a gunny shooty drivey fasty

gunny shooty drivey fasty by Stuart Iversen July 22, 2008

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline 

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline by QuacksO July 22, 2019