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A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.
Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!
by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003

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The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive
Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!
by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

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