4 definitions by 你们都是傻瓜

boba asian

an diaspora asian (usually asian american or canadian, but other nationalities can fall under this trope too) who pretends to be "#woke" for clout but in reality, has no idea what they're talking about. they often like to compare themselves to white people / act white (see: definition of banana), make shoddily researched infographics on instagram, and make drinking boba tea / hating their parents their whole personality. boba asians are usually upper middle class brats and rich as hell, fail reading comprehension at school despite their parents paying 50 million for their kumon classes, and probably defend themselves saying the n-word and agreeing with their racist friends. the only thing boba asians listen to is joji, rich brian, and 88rising, because they want to be "hood" like the perception of black and brown people they have (on the side, their relatives are racist to actual brown/black people; boba asians might defend this too). not all diaspora asians are boba asians, however: the main enemy of boba asians are asian tankies/communists, who, to be honest, are more based than boba asians, but are very flawed too as they continuously deny things like the uighur genocide.

ugh, there's this boba asian on my tl who keeps on defending the kuomintang and jeremy lin wearing dreads!

the fights boba asians constantly pick on social media with each other are so stupid.

awkwafina is a prime example of a boba asian. her songs aren't even that good.

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

aurang

a very talented and creative person who is a desi they/them legend. always has the best takes on everything, and makes really good art and stories (as well as really nice spotify playlists which are always bops). they get into beef with stan twitter crackers who like wandavision/racefake to pretend to be romani; because of this, they definitely deserve a veteran's discount, as twitter whities are the most annoying people to ever grace this earth. they are obsessed with three things only: loki, kagerou project, and cowboy bebop; also they have an interesting life story (jersey city represent !!!). aurang is a good friend and inspiring individual, and they are one of the most special, amazing people to ever walk this earth.

i always love seeing aurang's drawings and ocs on my twitter feed !!!

aurang should cosplay as spike spiegel, because they radiate immaculate space cowboy vibes.

aurang, some other mutuals, and me should do a disney world meetup.

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

driver's license

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.

driver's license slaps omg...olivia rodrigo emmy nomination when

my best friend put driver's license on her instagram story again. is she ok?

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

tadashi hamada

a character in the disney/marvel film big hero six, who is the older brother of the main character hiro and dies tragically in a fire 20 minutes into the film. known for being, as the white gays on tumblr would call him, "a pure cinnamon roll" as he has a very inspiring/softboi personality, as well as being a total hottie and dreamboat. a lot of people still view him as something like a waifu. multiple people theorize that he might actually be alive, as his body was never found on screen; some speculate he might return in a sequel film.

i miss tadashi hamada every single day of my life.

stan tadashi hamada for clear skin.

tadashi hamada is my ideal man.

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021