n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of
one's motor skills are severely impaired.
One in this condition
will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition
will spray a combination of mucus and
spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.