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Bro dozer 

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.
Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
Bro dozer by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022
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Bro Dozer 

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.
Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.
Bro Dozer by Eric!! June 27, 2006
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Hose Dozer 

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

grow dozer

A big, lifted, dirty truck. Usually a diesel and is used by a marijuana grower as a tow vehicle for big utility trailers to transport supplies and soils to tge grow site. Grow Dozers gained notoriety in Humbokdt County. A Grow Hoe is usually riding shotgun, next to the grower.
A grow dozer just blasted by chugging smoke.
grow dozer by Lambobill December 20, 2017

porn dozer 

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off
I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it
porn dozer by Colesludge September 22, 2017

Dunkin' Dozer 

The massive attack of the shits that someone gets from drinking too much coffee.
"Oh shit, I gotta drop a huge Dunkin' Dozer before I ruin my pants all over the place."
"Sucks to be you man. That's why I stay away from coffee."
Dunkin' Dozer by SiN 666 December 9, 2008
man, dis dozier keep me hi it got me feelin like i'm ready 2 die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dozier by Da Bug August 9, 2006